7 Ways Costco is Better Than Saks

1. Size matters

2. Mannequins don't do it for you anymore

3. Better excuse for disastrous fashion choices 

4. No dressing room means clothing optional 

5. Ugly sweaters available year-round

6. Volume discount on free samples 

7. Plus-size clothing not hidden behind door of shame 

11 Grammar Mistakes Sure to Drive Her Wild

1. Apostrophe's 

2. Runonsentences/words

3. Overuse of...ellipses 

4. Mispeling

5. Your 2nd person

6. To pointlessly split infinitives

7. Dangling parts

8. Mad skillz

9. &mpersands

10. Pig Latin

11. Comic Sans

Darnedest Things Children Say

1. The truth

2. "I love you"

3. Fart noises

4. Silly nonsense

5. Wry observations

6. Clean jokes

7. Adorable mispronounciations

8. Circular logic

9. "Why?"

10. The opposite of whatever you say

11. Blithe ignorance of double entendres (eg NutCheese)

11 Tings You'll Never Hear A Fox Say

1. Booyah! 

2. Sup? 

3. LOL 

4. Supercalifragalisticexpialadocious 

5. Ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting

6. Zoinks! 

7. Yabba dabba doo 

8. Four score and seven years ago 

9. Meow 

10. Swiper no swiping 

11. You sunk my battleship

Scandalous Words That Almost Rhyme With Listicle

1. Littoral 

2. Unprintable 

3. Hermeneutical 

4. Patrilocal 

5. Urinal 

6. Spiracle 

7. Indictable 

 8. Immiscible 

9. Fissile 

10. Radical 

11. Maniacal 

12. Spermicidal 

13. Pitiful 

14. Sophistical 

15. Abysmal 

16. Entitled 

17. Dill pickle 

18. Fickle 

19. Diacritical 

20. Satirical 

21. Local yokel 

22. Choke hold 

23. Rabbinical 

24. Umbilical 

25. Chicken Little 

26. Ben Stiller 

27. McGonigel 

28. French tickle 

29. Dirk Diggler 

30. Wiggle 

31. Suspicious freckle 

32. Don Rickles 

33. Chortling chuckle 

34. Fuggle 

35. Muggle 

36. Nesticle

The One Picture Worse Than Your Yearbook Photo

1. Obituary

Quiz: Who's Yo Daddy?

True or false?

1. Wandering Aramean

2. Dude named Darth

3. Nut Brown Hare

4. Literally or figuratively?

5. Depends who's asking

6. Papi Chulo

7. Prisoner 24601

8. Secret will be revealed on my 18th birthday

9. Founding Fathers

10. Yo mama!

11. Sam, Harry, and Bill

12. A lingerie catalog and a tub of Nutty Cow

Scoring: 1 point for each right answer