Darnedest Things Children Say

1. The truth

2. "I love you"

3. Fart noises

4. Silly nonsense

5. Wry observations

6. Clean jokes

7. Adorable mispronounciations

8. Circular logic

9. "Why?"

10. The opposite of whatever you say

11. Blithe ignorance of double entendres (eg NutCheese)