1. Web traffic up; fatalities down
2. Consumers can recall brand after 30 wrong guesses
3. Angry mob outside not holding pitchforks
4. It’s in the FAQ
5. You’re on so many social networks you’ve forgotten all the passwords
6. Social media expert demands a raise
7. Break into top 300,000 website list
8. Hardly cheating at popularity contest
9. No longer despicable in approval matrix
10. Fads you like are trending
11. Now second to last to know
12. Office mates reading check-ins to time stealing your
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