2. "I love you"
3. Fart noises
4. Silly nonsense
5. Wry observations
6. Clean jokes
7. Adorable mispronounciations
8. Circular logic
9. "Why?"
10. The opposite of whatever you say
11. Blithe ignorance of double entendres (eg NutCheese)
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Sunday, August 16, 2020
11 Tings You'll Never Hear A Fox Say
1. Booyah!
2. Sup?
3. LOL
4. Supercalifragalisticexpialadocious
5. Ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting
6. Zoinks!
7. Yabba dabba doo
8. Four score and seven years ago
9. Meow
10. Swiper no swiping
11. You sunk my battleship
Scandalous Words That Almost Rhyme With Listicle
1. Littoral
2. Unprintable
3. Hermeneutical
4. Patrilocal
5. Urinal
6. Spiracle
7. Indictable
8. Immiscible
9. Fissile
10. Radical
11. Maniacal
12. Spermicidal
13. Pitiful
14. Sophistical
15. Abysmal
16. Entitled
17. Dill pickle
18. Fickle
19. Diacritical
20. Satirical
21. Local yokel
22. Choke hold
23. Rabbinical
24. Umbilical
25. Chicken Little
26. Ben Stiller
27. McGonigel
28. French tickle
29. Dirk Diggler
30. Wiggle
31. Suspicious freckle
32. Don Rickles
33. Chortling chuckle
34. Fuggle
35. Muggle
36. Nesticle
Quiz: Who's Yo Daddy?
True or false?
1. Wandering Aramean
2. Dude named Darth
3. Nut Brown Hare
4. Literally or figuratively?
5. Depends who's asking
6. Papi Chulo
7. Prisoner 24601
8. Secret will be revealed on my 18th birthday
9. Founding Fathers
10. Yo mama!
11. Sam, Harry, and Bill
12. A lingerie catalog and a tub of Nutty Cow
Scoring: 1 point for each right answer
8 Reasons Why It's OK To Fail
1. 90% of new businesses can't be wrong
2. Success is hard
3. Can't get invited to FailCon otherwise
4. Heard it was only way to eventually not fail
5. Everyone expects you to
6. Four letter words are fun
7. Winning is for losers
8. Can't be as embarrassing as Nutty Cow
8 Simple Ways To Get A Sexy Body
1. Pick one up at local morgue
2. Half off specials at liposuction treatment center
3. Exercise several hours per day
4. Reject all sins of the flesh
5. Find clothing brand deflating sizes faster than your inflating waistline
6. Change society's standards about what is considered body normative
7. Live vicariously through sexy soap opera stars
8. Eat less than 4000 calories a day of Nutty Cow
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