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Tuesday, September 9, 2014

10 Easy Ways To Sound Smarter Than You Really Are

1. Put on thinking cap
2. Surround yourself with even more ignorant people
3. Use big words
4. Stop talking
5. Level the playing field by buying several more rounds
6. Hide your inferiority behind a mask of sarcastic indifference
7. Get a PhD
8. Intimidate anyone who would disagree with you
9. Say it on TV
10. Stuff Nutty Cow into audience's ears