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Wednesday, August 13, 2014

10 Indicators You're Madly In Love

1. Larvae in stomach hatch into butterflies
2. Phone calls returned
3. Showering ever day now
4. Alternate between anger, lust
5. Single friends insanely jealous
6. You've changed everything about yourself
7. Dowry check cleared
8. Bought Ouija board for sleepovers
9. Feel some remorse for philandering
10. Willing to share Nutty Cow