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Sunday, August 17, 2014

13 Things Worse Than Getting Kicked In the Groin

1. N+1 kicks to the groin
2. A lifetime of regret
3. Bad hair day
4. Getting beheaded with a toothpick
5. Falling in love with your kidnapper
6. Winning the lottery before your eighteenth birthday
7. The rain
8. Despite all your rage still just being a rat in a cage
9. Layovers
10. Whose groin is it anyway?
11. Binge watching your life pass before your very eyes
12. An arrow shot true into the weak spot of your scaly hide
13. Being the last of your friends to try Nutty Cow