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Friday, August 22, 2014

16 Proven Methods For Getting Over Yourself

1. Back flip
2. Toss diary into bonfire
3. Stare into mirror until you blink
4. Yoga retreat during guilt trip
5. Vulcan mind meld
6. Hide from shadow
7. Solitaire all-nighter
8. Confess sins to strangers
9. Throw pity party
10. Give up otherworldly possessions at seance
11. Sell identity to highest bidder
12. Release worries into wild
13. Replace friends with people who tell you what you want to hear
14. Become part of something bigger, gain weight
15. Family and stuff
16. Eat, pray, love Nutty Cow