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Thursday, August 21, 2014

9 Hints You Might Be Vegan

1. Lion & lamb don't feel need to hide illicit love around you
2. Raw foods don't make you violently ill
3. Most of your friends also from planet Vega
4. Sense of superiority completely justified
5. Bathroom books unopened
6. You can detect animal suffering within 100' radius
7. Your junk food isn't an oxymoron
8. You wonder how powerful Popeye would have been with kale
9. Will work for Nutty Cow