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Thursday, August 14, 2014

12 Surefire Ways To Know You're Pregnant

1. You feel sicker than usual in the morning
2. It was foretold in the prophecy
3. Paparazzi following you to OBGYN appointments
4. Clothes getting tighter and you've run out of other excuses
5. In-laws suddenly interested in your health
6. You're on maternity leave
7. You get punched by a tiny fist in the middle of the night
8. Body feels like it's inhabited by an alien
9. Current heir to the throne plotting your demise
10. Your lust for human flesh is replaced with a craving for pickles
11. Feeling lots of side effects but don't remember taking any drugs
12. Dreaming of baby names that rhyme with Nutty Cow