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Friday, August 29, 2014

9 Ways to Know They're The One

1. Only tells lies you want to hear
2. Holds you to highest double standards
3. Always lets you dump them first
4. Helps you never to forget your past mistakes
5. Ultimatums fair, balanced
6. Don't remember life before them, concussion
7. Can't do any better
8. Safe word is no longer secret
9. Let you watch them eat Nutty Cow