1. Couldn't get admitted anywhere else
2. Afraid good weather could lead to bad grades
3. Just looking for an excuse to say "park my car in Harvard yard"
4. VCs want to know you dropped out of a good school
5. Lost faith in Yale football team
6. All the cool kids are doing it
7. Guaranteed to graduate as long as you pay on time
8. Chance to mingle with the 1% for first, last time
9. Diploma will say "Harvard"
10. Will never have to work for Nutty Cow